FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young LINGERIE MODEL named NIC. He was QUICKLY PRODDING in the MOOSHY forest when he met PURTY ROB THE WANKER, a run-away BALLERINA from the SWEET Queen MARCELA.

NIC could see that PURTY ROB THE WANKER was hungry so he reached into his GLASS and give him his LOVELY HAMBURGER. PURTY ROB THE WANKER was thankful for NIC's HAMBURGER, so he told NIC a very MANLY story about Queen MARCELA's daughter CAROLINA. How her mother, the SWEET Queen MARCELA, kept her locked away in a PENTHOUSE protected by a gigantic PENGUIN, because CAROLINA was so GOOSHY.

NIC SLID. He vowed to PURTY ROB THE WANKER the BALLERINA that he would save the GOOSHY CAROLINA. He would PASS the PENGUIN, and take CAROLINA far away from her eveil mother, the SWEET Queen MARCELA, and DUKE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a SPIFFY JAMMING and PURTY ROB THE WANKER the BALLERINA began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic PENGUIN from his story. SWEET Queen MARCELA SPANKED out from behind a BONG and struck NIC dead. In the far off PENTHOUSE you could hear a BOYOIYOIYOIYOING.

THE END.

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-> Serviced you @ 04:02 p.m.

Why Boromir, Why?
Sunday, January 26, 2003

Well, the "movie night" was definitely fun dixie wrecked. I'm glad your parents were cool with me coming over and all of that shit. I know I enjoyed watching Goldmember, because Mike Myers is a comedic genius- I never grow tired of those movies. But The Lord Of The Rings is just too long!

I wasn't restless like the first time I saw the movie. But the second time... well, it's time started to grate on my nerves. But the movie does get slashier each time I see it. Come on, admit it! You saw the muliple slash pairings. You see where I pick up on the subtext.

Why did Boromir have to die? NO! Poor Boromir! We must start the boromir worshipping clique thing. I believe the only reason I really like his character is because he is the only "real" person there. Aragorn and Gandalf and the hobbits were too... composed. I like Boromir because, hey, he has faults. And they are apparent.

Faults are cool. Everyone has them. I do not like perfection in other people, because it is extremely frustrating.

Pinkly Taurus
Music: Winger - Just Died In Your Arms Tonight

-> Serviced you @ 08:36 p.m.

 

i like men in makeup
Friday, January 24, 2003

well come on...you know gackt's beautiful. YOU KNOW IT! and we're all jealous. damn him and his gorgeousness.

I am a Malice Mizer fan!
What kind of Gackt fan are you?
quiz by mcvarmazi

that's a great picture. i still need to sell that stuff for the musical. need to tell my mom and dad about that...*cough*

i don't want to go to the practice tomorrow. i don't like the choreographer. she's...not cool.

i guess i'll see at least one of you later. ew gotta put the christmas tree down tomorrow. yes, it's still up. we're a bunch of lazy people over here. *japanese jibberish* because i loooove youuuuuuuuu!

-> Serviced you @ 10:24 p.m.

 

Turned Down By Clowns
Friday, January 24, 2003

My pride is gone. I was turned down today, and by clowns! Of all people! I WAS TURNED DOWN BY CLOWNS! CLOWNS!

I'm not making much sense.

Ok, I was trying to be the dedicated ensemble member I am, and sell the $100 worth of ads for the How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying program. My job is to go to businesses or people, and get their money.

Today I went down the road to visit the clowns....

And they said: "NO!"

My pride is ruined....

I hate clowns.

Pinkly Taurus
Music: Malice Mizer - Brise

-> Serviced you @ 05:01 p.m.

 

40 licks mmm
Thursday, January 23, 2003

what's up my fellow whores? seems i'm a bit behind *cough* sorry bout that. it seems that pinky taurus and i are both in an 80s craze at the moment, downloading as many 80s songs as we can. come on eileen oh i swear from this moment you mean everythinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng. i need to listen to some 80s now, stead of rolling stones. *jams* i love the beginning to this song. fiddlish. too ra loora too ra looray aaaaaaaaaaaaaay. i love how you can barely understand what this guy's saying. i love all singers like that. bob dylan. mick jagger. they all kick ass. keep on mumblin ya'll. i'm such a hillbilly. i swear i heard the secretary call someone with the last name 'redneck' to the office today. that GOLD sign down there really annoys me. come on eileen oh i swear oh come on lets take off everythinggggggggg. woo woo. *rejoices* love the slow part of this song...and it gets faster. oh work it, work it, oh oh oh oh. woooooah getting carried away with this brothel thing. *jams to turning japanese* i got your picturre, of me and youuuuu. you wrote i love you, i wrote me too. such a wonderful song. classic 80s. i love 80s. and 70s. you know what? i love all music, except bubble gum pop shit. i forgot to put my icon up there *adds it* let's hope i did it right. chances are i didn't.

-> Serviced you @ 04:33 p.m.

 

I Suck KaZaA Like A Gay Man
Monday, January 20, 2003

I suck KaZaA like a gay man. I go on to get one song, and I end up downloading 15 other songs including that one! It's horrible. I have this addiction to KaZaA! I intended to simply download "Feelin' Love" from the City Of Angels Soundtrack. Here is a list of what I downloaded in actuality. And don't ask my how I connected all of these songs in my head to download them.

What I Downloaded Cream - White Room
NIN - Closer
L'arc~en~ciel - Spirit Dreams Inside
Micheal Jackson - The Way You Make Me Feel
Micheal Jackson - Billie Jean
Micheal Jackson - Thriller
Jay Z - Bounce With Me
Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby
Frankie Valley And The Four Seasons - December 1963
Rolling Stones - Paint It Black
Josie & The Pussy Cats - 3 Small Words
Nirvana - You Know You're Right
Usher - You Make Me
Ginuwine - Pony

Download Ginuwine - Pony! It's a great song. It actually wants to make me dance... so you know it's cool. It's that song that only I know, that I was mentioning that has lyrics like: I'm just a bastard, looking for a condom... you're horny, lets do it, ride it, pony...

And 3 Small Words is the one which sounds like Gackt's Vanilla, slightly at the beginning. There are different notes, but the similarities are eerie, and striking.

Pinkly Taurus
Music: Ginuwine - Pony

-> Serviced you @ 09:27 p.m.

 

stuff that happens, and other things
Monday, January 20, 2003

Hey there big Spender, Pussy Galore here to sex you up right. Ever wonder why people can't see they're own faults? I do. I know that I often don't see mine as i do things, but rather later on, when I think. "Wow...why didn't i do (insert alternative action here)" At the moment I'm reading the book "Catcher in the Rye" and it occurs to me how hypocritical Holden Caufeild (the narator) is, and I wonder...why did J.D. Salinger write a character like that? He's so... and then it occurs to me, he's so realistic! He can complain about the true phony-ness of people, and in the next sentence tell about how he can lie flawlessly. But what has that to do with anything? Nothing really. Here I am, tlaking on and on about hypocricy...when Ross Just said the wrong woman's name at his wedding on friends!!OMG! HOw could he do that! hehe. Did you ever wonder how they come up for ideas for shows like that? I mean, that's so...odd. Ross's marrying a british woman..and he says Racheal's name.. a girl he's in love with... o well, freudian slip.

Sorry I can't talk boys, but my weasles are needing some loving

not in the way you think..sick pervert

love and kisses

Miss Pussy Galore

-> Serviced you @ 07:23 p.m.

 

Kitty Litter?
Sunday, January 19, 2003

I swear, success really messes people up. It makes them feel better than everyone. And their demands clearly show it. It's pretty appalling what people can get away with these days. Stars are treated like gods, when in reality they are as messed up or even worse off than we "normal people" are.

Take Russel Crowe. His last hair cut cost $150,000 just for a bleach and it to be styled.

Ricky Martin demands an exact shade of orange light so that it accentuates his golden suntan.

Destiny's Child members don't drink from plastic or styrofoam.

Christina Aguilera demands a police escort so she doesn't have to sit in traffic- success really has inflated her ego. To think that she feels she is too good to sit in traffic!

Marilyn Manson asks for a box of kitty litter in his dressing room... and he doesn't even own a cat....

Pinkly Taurus
Music: Nine Inch Nails - Closer

-> Serviced you @ 08:23 p.m.

 

Dir en grey
Sunday, January 19, 2003

I am now on a Dir en grey hype. They are awesome. They are a more conventional rock band. They play generally with a type of sound you could hear in America, yet its still different in the fact that they use more interesting sound effects. The members in this band are partial to Slip Knot-esque screaming. That type of screaming thats hilarious and from the back of your throat. You know.

I must send you the songs. I can't at the moment, however. My website is down. That means I can't get my mail or email anyone, nor can the pictures on this blog show up. Oh well. It will come back up soon....

I hope....

Anyways, I am downloading that one Malice Mizer song, ILLUMINATI, at the moment. Its the one that has the horny music video with the... yeah.

Pinkly Taurus
Music: Dir en grey - Mr. NEWSMAN

-> Serviced you @ 12:53 p.m.

 

Do Not Confuse Quantity With Quality
Saturday, January 18, 2003

No one wins at all. Just because you write more entries than me Pussy Galore doesn't give you any right to brag. Ever hear the phrase: Quality over Quantity?

On a side note, are we still going to Condom and Dildo?

Pinkly Taurus
Music: Eminem - Drips

-> Serviced you @ 10:38 p.m.

 

HA!
Saturday, January 18, 2003

Ha pinklytaurus! Here I am! And I've written twice in our blog to your once. So! I Win!

Love and Kisses

Miss Pussy Galore

-> Serviced you @ 10:24 p.m.

 

Hey big fella
Saturday, January 18, 2003

Hey there big fella! Welcome to the Brothel! How've you been? So, here I am. And here you are. I'll bet it's late. And I'll bet you're horny. No? It's noon? You don't like sex? Well! So much for my attempt at sexy ness.

What's new with this pussy?

I'm sitting here, watching the news. You know what...the last time I watched the news Bush was president and we were about to go to war with Iraq. Wait a second! History really does repeat itself. I honestly think that this war is more about finishing what W.'s father couldn't. And that the president is an idiot if he thinks he has the country's support behind it. Well....

Anyway, big fella, I havee to go finish painting my bomb shelter with lead paint, to block out the radiation from the impending war... Love and Kisses

Miss Pussy Galore :*

-> Serviced you @ 10:03 p.m.

 

Popping The Cherry
Saturday, January 18, 2003

It seems that I am popping everythings cherry. That really makes sense, since I'm such a submissive person. And in the spirit of popping the cherry, I made the layout & am writing the first entry. I prohpesize I will be the only one who actually keeps with writing in this.

The blog will be a cool idea while it lasts.

I have decided to add 2 places more that we are going to visit as a group together, other than Japan. I know we all want to see those sexy Asian men. Don't worry our time will come. But until then, I say we perfect our kidnapping skills in:

[ 1 ] Condom - France
[ 2 ] Dildo - Newfoundland

Pinkly Taurus
Music: Malice Mizer - Transylvania

-> Serviced you @ 08:25 p.m.